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Feb
12th
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Jessica Simpson is planning to sell a line of luggage. I understand that Louis Vuitton is quaking in their boots…
Feb
2nd
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If you pay me enough, I'll sing these songs at a karaoke bar

Karaoke means ‘empty orchestra’ in Japanese. Isn’t that hauntingly beautiful?

Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey

I would- and have- embarrassed myself by singing this song at a bar where karaoke is played. Enough beers in me, I’ll pay you to let me sing it.

Zombie by The Cranberries

A friend once dared me that I wouldn’t sing this song karaoke. He was right.

Dirty Deeds by AC/DC

A man gave a frightening rendition of this song on a memorable night at Shenanigan’s. I would like to do a duet with him.

Jan
27th
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If I were a superhero, I would certainly wear tights

As a female, this was an easy answer. Probably more controversial for a male to decide. But as a female, I love wearing tights. Not uncomfortable gross pantyhose but brightly colored tights (pink, purple, blue) make me feel like a superhero on any day of the week.


Jan
23rd
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i’ve had it with you
and mexico can fucking wait
and all of those french films about trains
‘cause i’m not scared
but i’d like some extra spare time
i’m not scared
but the bills keep changing colors
— pictures of success. rilo kiley.
Jan
22nd
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“there’s the united states” by paul rogers.

“there’s the united states” by paul rogers.

Jan
16th
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Jan
12th
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um…yeah. renee looked just a tad crazy.

um…yeah. renee looked just a tad crazy.

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representing sioux falls well, january jones looked stunning at the GGs.

representing sioux falls well, january jones looked stunning at the GGs.

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holy hair ms. barrymore.

holy hair ms. barrymore.